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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:


Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960


HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!
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adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO
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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.
-Joan Bauer (via sharingneedles)

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igavvedit:

Fucking Ray omfg
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officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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